Monday, May 5, 2008

Bisque Wildlife Epidemic In Village.

"First we had the cougar incident and now the village is being overrun by deer." Said Oak Park Animal Control officer, Peter Slawter. "We've had at least 10 reports of tires slashed by shards on the road. It's remarkable how much damage one bisque deer can do to a car. My advice is to put away your cell phone and pay attention to these pale creatures when they cross the road."

1 comment:

Dayton said...

When does the teapot trial begin? Will it be on court T.V.? Does a jury of the undead still get $5 a day?