Thursday, March 27, 2008

Special Prosecutor Walter Quackengoose Returns from Florida Vacation.

The Special Prosecutor flew into town today on a hastily arranged trip with a Northbound flock of Canadian Geese en route to Fermilab in Batavia Illinois. After a brief visit to the local Whole Foods market for organic salad and gluten free beer the exhausted attorney went directly to work reviewing evidence for the upcoming Teapot Murder trial. When asked to comment about an impending indictment the Prosecutor ruffled his feathers and walked into his office. Splashing sounds were heard as he worked late into the evening hours.

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