This evening well known defense attorneys Bird & Bird announced they have been retained by the Twin's Ohio family to represent them in the upcoming Teapot murder trial. "We are pleased to be able to work on behalf of the Twins. Their family won't stand by and allow the Twins to be represented by overworked, philandering, inebriated public attorneys. We are early risers, well organized, and always well dressed. It is common knowledge that a diet of fresh fish with a little salt and pepper provides the powers of concentration required to outwit any prosecutor and convince the jury that our clients are innocent. "
Monday, March 24, 2008
Twin's Family is Outraged, Hires Famous Attorney Duo.
This evening well known defense attorneys Bird & Bird announced they have been retained by the Twin's Ohio family to represent them in the upcoming Teapot murder trial. "We are pleased to be able to work on behalf of the Twins. Their family won't stand by and allow the Twins to be represented by overworked, philandering, inebriated public attorneys. We are early risers, well organized, and always well dressed. It is common knowledge that a diet of fresh fish with a little salt and pepper provides the powers of concentration required to outwit any prosecutor and convince the jury that our clients are innocent. "
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An anonymous tipster told me that they saw this guy hanging out around the studio on the evening of March 10...
That's entirely possible. His creator lives across the alley. I think he would have been noticed though.
Yeah, not exactly a small guy... but guilty looking...
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