Sunday, March 16, 2008

Public Defender Assigned to Twins.

So far the Twin's plea for assistance to family and friends in Ohio has been ignored. Attorney C. Robert Weasel was appointed today by the public defender's office to assist the Twins in preparation for trial. "I know I'm working on 3oo cases and need an occasional nap during the day, but I promise to work hard to prove my client's innocence. The evidence I've seen so far is purely circumstantial", said Weasel. Weasel was recently in the news for defending a Sea Lion at the Lincoln Park Zoo. His client (who was acquitted) attempted to kill a teenager who had been harassing him before the zoo closed for the day.

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