Saturday, March 29, 2008

Severed Dog's Head Found in Prosecutor's Bed.

The Special Prosecutor woke this morning to find a severed greyhound's head resting next to him in bed. "The placement of the head is clearly an attempt at intimidation by the Teapot murderer," said Mr. Quackengoose " This will have no affect on my resolve to bring this vicious monster to justice. The killer has no respect for earthenware and will break anything that gets in his way."

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