Sunday, March 23, 2008

Whistleblower Comes Forward In Murder Case.

A previously unknown ceramic figure spoke to a Tuesday Journal reporter this weekend. The whistleblower purports to have incriminating evidence linking Lobster Lady to the Public Defenders office. She claims that the motivation for Lobster Lady's "passionate plea" will come under scrutiny and has called for a press conference tomorrow morning. In the meantime, the Twins, Goblet, and Red Teapot are under house arrest.

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