Sunday, March 30, 2008

Striped Bactrian Joins Suspect List.

Authorities recently learned of an intense rivalry between Striped Camel and the deceased Teapot. On the evening before the murder witnesses watched both parties imbibe large quantities of Luxor XXX Malt Liquor in an attempt to determine who holds the largest volume of liquid. The final sighting of Teapot was with the sloppily drunk camel in the alley behind the studio.

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